"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"


(via hi)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via pizza)


I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via joshpeck)


have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

(via guy)


Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

(via hi)

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
Albus Dumbledore
Whatever thoughts or anything I have about things in television, movies, YouTube, etc., I will post it. :)

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